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My Landlady

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My landladies a bit of a fucker. She owns a lot of property in Swindon that are aimed at students. They tend to be run down and in my house alone the electricityand shower hot water going out aswell as leaking roofs since last September shows this. Last year was worse.

She likes to take her time fixing these problems and often isn't avaliable to answer the phone as she goes away on weekends.One weekend the shower went, we had cockroaches and needed to validate the TV license which she'd taken off us for safe keeping. After three days of unansweredd phone calls she came round and announced she'd gone to Disneyland Paris on a whim with her grandkids.

But slow as she is to fix things, she's like a whippet at collecting your money. This week she called at half 9 in the morning demanding my rent in cash upfront and refusing cheques. After a heated talk I got her out the house with a series of post dated cheques - I'm not being bullied.

So let's all raise two fingers to my landlady - here's to you!

EDIT: Inked up and rolled out!
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Blondeyetti's avatar
Woah! *raises two fingers on your behalf*